Round 11: BF v Homebrand
A strong seven-man Fish outfit took to court 2 for the big clash with league heavyweights, Homebrand, with memories of their one-point victory in Round 4 fresh in their minds.
An otherwise unspectacular match may be described as follows:
An otherwise unspectacular match may be described as follows:
- Black Fish gain ascendancy through hard work, solid defence and the offensive exploits of Foreman (D).
- Referee with record-breaking diminutive genitalia and large party-pack of Samboys hovering above each acromion sets new MARS precedent for marshmallow-impersonation, actively discriminating against the upstanding citizens in Black, thereby sending the Fish into a technical foul-riddled tailspin late in the game.
- Scores become level with less than 30 seconds on the clock.
- Fish score on the buzzer to record a stirring 29-27 victory.
- Referee can shove above result up his flabby arse.